I cut my finger. That’s tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That’s comedy.
—Mel Brooks
(Source: mattybing1025, via mercurymay)
THE OUTSIDE INSIDE: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…
